Kad pomislite na Johanna Sebastiana Bacha, mogli biste zamisliti čovjeka u fraku koji sklada klasične simfonije i koncerte koji se često povezuju s elitističkim društvom.
U najmanju ruku, vjerojatno ne zamišljate komičara. Ali "otac klasične glazbe" imao je svoju "smiješnu" stranu, a ona je došla do punog izražaja u njegovoj gotovo 300 godina staroj "Coffee Cantata" (poznatoj i kao "Schweigt stille, plaudert nicht").
U "Coffee Cantata" glasovi koje čujemo su narator koji otvara i zatvara scenu, otac (Herr Schlendrian) koji ima problema sa ženama koje piju kavu i Liesgen, njegova kći koja je opsjednuta kavom i koja je spremna odreći se svega za šalicu kave. Konteksta radi, kava je bila iznimno popularna u Europi 18. stoljeća, a neki su ljudi licemjerno mislili da je to loša navika koje se treba prekinuti (otuda spor između ovog oca i njegove kćeri opsjednute kavom).
Ako želite čuti kako zvuči "Coffee Cantata", evo šarmantne izvedbe Amsterdamskog baroknog orkestra i zbora:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=nifUBDgPhl4&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.upworthy.com%2Fbach-coffee-cantata&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title
Ali svatko tko voli kavu cijenit će Liesgeninu posvećenost—i subverzivnu prijevaru da dobije—njene tri šalice kave dnevno. Svjedočite i uživajte u prijevodu pjesme na engleski jezik:
Narrator:
Keep quiet, don’t chatter
and hear what’s going on now:
Here comes Herr Schlendrian
with his daughter Liesgen.
He’s growling like a honey-bear -
hear for yourselves what she has done to him.
Herr Schlendrian:
Don’t we have with our children
a hundred thousand muddles!
What always every day I
say to my daughter Liesgen
goes in one ear and out the other.
You bad child, you wild girl!
Oh! If only I could have my way:
Get rid of coffee!
Liesgen:
Father, don’t be so hard!
If three times a day I can’t
drink my little cup of coffee,
then I would become so upset
that I would be like a dried up piece of roast goat.
Ah! how sweet coffee tastes!
Lovelier than a thousand kisses,
smoother than muscatel wine.
Coffee, I must have coffee,
and if anyone wants to give me a treat,
ah!, just give me some coffee!
Herr Schlendrian:
If you don’t give up coffee,
you won’t be going to any wedding
and you won’t go out walking either.
Liesgen:
Alright then!
Just leave me my coffee!
Herr Schlendrian:
(I’ll get the little minx now!)
I shan’t get you the latest fashion in just your size.
Liesgen:
I can easily do without that.
Herr Schlendrian:
You’re not to stand at the window
and you won’t see anyone going by!
Liesgen:
I don’t mind that either; but please, I beg you,
just let me keep my coffee!
Herr Schlendrian:
What’s more you won’t get from me
a silver or gold ribbon
to put on your bonnet!
Liesgen:
That’s fine! Just leave me my pleasure!
Herr Schlendrian:
You’re impossible Liesgen, you are,
you would give up everything I say?
(Girls with obstinate minds
are not easily won over.
But if you hit the right spot,
oh then you’re in luck.)
Now follow what your father says!
Liesgen:
In everything else, but not coffee.
Herr Schlendrian:
Well then! You must get used to the idea
that you won’t have a husband either.
Liesgen:
Oh yes! Father, a husband!
Herr Schlendrian:
I swear, that won’t happen.
Liesgen:
Until I can give up coffee?
Right! Coffee, remain forever untouched.
Father, listen, I won’t drink any at all.
Herr Schlendrian:
Then you’ll have a husband!
Liesgen:
This very day,
dear father, do it now!
Ah, a husband!
That’s just right for me!
If only it could happen at once,
so that at last instead of coffee
before I go to bed
I could get a lusty lover!
Narrator:
Now old Schlendrian goes off and looks out
for his daughter Liesgen
to see if he can get her a husband soon.
But Liesgen lets it be secretly known:
'No suitor of mine should come to the house
unless he himself has promised
and it is written also in the marriage contract
that I shall be permitted
to make coffee whenever I want.'
The cat does not leave the mouse,
young ladies remain coffee addicts.
The mother loves her cup of coffee,
the grandmother drank it also.
Who can blame the daughters!
Prije svega, koliko je ovo fantastično?
Ž
ene koje vole kavu imaju novu tematsku pjesmu.
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